If you were me

You'd neglect to bring your real camera ANYWHERE this whole weekend. So you'd resort to your crappy camera phone pics.


This weekend, you'd also

go mini golfing with a psychedelic blacklight shark

Split a grasshopper shake at JCW's

Admire cute decorations

Go to a friend's church activity, and crack up at people who are obsessed with couponing. Couponing, people. Like, as their main hobby.

Sit fourth row at the St. Mary's game

Take a Sunday walk

And go to this handsome young man's birthday party.

And then, if you were me, filling out my planner like you do every Sunday night, you'd realize you're in for the busiest week of the year so far. So, being the dutiful wife that you are, you'd give your husband a kiss, tell him it's been good to know him, and that you'll see him next week. Sayonara, sweet one. Catch you on the flip side. Hasta luego. And other multicultural sayings.


But that's just if you were me. 


If you were you, what would your weekend have looked like? What would your week look like? Any run-ins with psychedelic sharks?