an interview with our ward of the state

This post really doesn't need an explanation, except that I wanted you guys to witness the type of hilarity that I get to experience every day. Jason's capacity for imagination and humor is basically limitless. We love the guy to death.

Here today is the little man himself, sending you off into the weekend with an interview that covers life, death, and The Pleasant Stare. Buckle up, folks!

Name three words that best describe you.

Creamy and behemoth. That's three words right there.

What is the purpose of school?

To educate you and prepare you for life.

What was the last song played on your iPod?

Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

What advice would you give somebody who thinks they have no friends?

Whether or not you have no friends isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

What chore do you hate the most?

Taking out the garbage. Oh, yes, actually, taking pictures of you for your blog.

What's the cutest thing baby girl does?

Giggle.

What is the purpose of life?

Human life is a mistake. It's one of our jobs to correct this mistake that nature has made. To extinguish humanity like the pathetic flame that it is. (Anyone recognize the reference?)

How will you die?

I'll accidentally eat an acid pill and think I can fly, and then jump off a cliff.

Tell us about The Pleasant Stare.

It's extremely pleasant. If you're lucky I'll do it for the blog sometime.

Sing a random song lyric.

If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away. Something something awesome.

Thanks for the interview!

Clearly we don't take ourselves too seriously around here. I highly recommend it :)
It's almost the weekend! Hooray!